Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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