I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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