marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So much rum. So many feels.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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