HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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