Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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