I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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