I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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