Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
