Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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