And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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