i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
why is half of my head shaved?
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