FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Terrible idea I love it
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
try to milk me bitch
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