Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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