I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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