I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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