who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can't turn off my feet"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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