just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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