Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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