Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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