I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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