you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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