Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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