you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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