Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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