just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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