I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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