can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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