i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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