Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So I just went to clothing optional bar
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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