Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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