: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
smell my finger.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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