oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Randomize
