you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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