If i come over, it means nothing
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize