I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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