I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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