guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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