But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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