She's JV to your varsity
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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