i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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