Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
only if we run a train.
done.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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