I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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