so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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