Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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