I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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