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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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petting your cat while you have a boner or literally petting it with your penis?

Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 25, 10 at 7:30am

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Not weird at all. I don't pet my cat unless I have a boner

Submitted by Brusseller on Apr 25, 10 at 12:54pm

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It's weird to hug your mom with a boner

Submitted by AndLoveSaidNo on Apr 25, 10 at 9:13am

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WKUK boner song!

Submitted by tomake on Apr 25, 10 at 8:58am

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Who has the boner?

Submitted by ben91295 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:22am

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"whats that" "oh this? this is just a gallon of pcp" "ah, so it is"

Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Apr 25, 10 at 1:43pm

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Its a song from wkyk

Submitted by iAMaLIZARD on Apr 25, 10 at 10:10am

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Not weird at all. I don't pet my cat unless I have a boner.

Submitted by Brusseller on Apr 25, 10 at 12:52pm

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In soviet Russia, cat with boner pets YOU!

Submitted by joeyb on Apr 25, 10 at 9:01pm

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Only in Montana...

Submitted by alexaaandria on Apr 25, 10 at 2:36pm

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Deepthroat that cat bitch...make that cat meow like she was dying!!!!

Submitted by dooraa on Apr 25, 10 at 7:47pm

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Oh my God. The poor cat.

Submitted by RWHGHP on Apr 25, 10 at 1:52pm

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It's weirder to hug your mom with a boner

Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Apr 27, 10 at 3:38pm

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Yup sounds just like us here in yellowstone county lol

Submitted by brandonAa on Apr 27, 10 at 1:41am

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Hi, dad. Nice to know you're asking "who has the boner" question on TFLN.

Submitted by noconcern on Apr 26, 10 at 11:10pm

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yeh id go with the reply of WTF!

Submitted by synthetic on Apr 25, 10 at 7:28am

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wkuk!!! haha

Submitted by bubba70 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:07am

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Never make a promise with a...boner

Submitted by freshwaterotter on Apr 25, 10 at 8:41pm

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WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW MOTERFUCKERS!

Submitted by robotninjapirate on Apr 25, 10 at 12:26pm

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Wkuk jokeeee

Submitted by hansmger on Apr 25, 10 at 8:47pm

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Hahahahahahahahaha god damn

Submitted by jules4 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:29am

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Don't dudes have boners half the time anyway?

Submitted by cutemau5 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:24pm

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No, it's not weird at all.

Submitted by ryansef on Apr 25, 10 at 7:28am

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Is he petting his cat with his actual boner, or does he just happen to have a boner, and feels weird about petting his cat?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 12:59am

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It's that song on YouTube.- it's weird to hug your friend with a *clap clap* boner

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 25, 10 at 9:01am

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way to represent Montana haha I feel proud to be a fellow Montanan.

Submitted by jarmygirl on Apr 26, 10 at 2:03am

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Sigh. I already told you, 12.59, it's a cat-with-a-boner! He has this pet that walks around awkwardly and won't sit still on your lap

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 3:31am

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Wait until kitty uses it as a scratching post.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 25, 10 at 11:27pm

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Wtf dude... Seriously Wtf?! I feel sorry for that cat . . .

Submitted by OvrNghtDrnkFght on Apr 25, 10 at 11:17pm

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never slam a door with a boner.

Submitted by uneed2calmdown on May 2, 10 at 7:33pm

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LOL!!!!

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 28, 10 at 8:27am

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Maybe he has a cat with a boner. U know, one o dem boner-cats.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 3:32pm

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Must Jace been i

Submitted by AJ325 on Apr 26, 10 at 3:12am

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WKUK! YESSS

Submitted by rwag94 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:49pm

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whitests kids you know...great shit

Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 13, 11 at 1:00pm

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It's weird to hug your friends with a *snap snap* boner\n\nIt's in YouTube.

Submitted by ny_texts on Apr 25, 10 at 7:39am

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Ben91295 = WIN

Submitted by Indestructible on Apr 26, 10 at 12:21am

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Why is he using his boner?

Submitted by McG on Apr 25, 10 at 2:14pm

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WKUK FTW!!!

Submitted by Shaggy24 on May 19, 10 at 12:01am

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Ewww surely that's abuse of the poor cat!!!

Submitted by britney09 on Apr 25, 10 at 12:38pm

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Sick Much?? Yea.

Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 26, 10 at 1:23am

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Lol is that a question or statement?

Submitted by SkanteWarrior on Apr 25, 10 at 11:59pm

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Nah it's good 3:38

Submitted by lolcake on May 9, 10 at 9:03am

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I'm soviet Russia, I kill anyone who makes a Russian reversal other than me!

Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Apr 25, 10 at 11:47pm

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Hmm the boner song.. :)

Submitted by crackbunny on Mar 8, 12 at 1:15am

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Never clip your hedges with a boner!

Submitted by Cereal on Feb 6, 11 at 11:47pm

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Hilarious.

Submitted by Nemeth on Apr 26, 10 at 3:15am

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Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 25, 10 at 7:30am

Submitted by Brusseller on Apr 25, 10 at 12:54pm

Submitted by AndLoveSaidNo on Apr 25, 10 at 9:13am

Submitted by tomake on Apr 25, 10 at 8:58am

Submitted by ben91295 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:22am

Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Apr 25, 10 at 1:43pm

Submitted by iAMaLIZARD on Apr 25, 10 at 10:10am

Submitted by Brusseller on Apr 25, 10 at 12:52pm

Submitted by joeyb on Apr 25, 10 at 9:01pm

Submitted by alexaaandria on Apr 25, 10 at 2:36pm

Submitted by dooraa on Apr 25, 10 at 7:47pm

Submitted by RWHGHP on Apr 25, 10 at 1:52pm

Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Apr 27, 10 at 3:38pm

Submitted by brandonAa on Apr 27, 10 at 1:41am

Submitted by noconcern on Apr 26, 10 at 11:10pm

Submitted by synthetic on Apr 25, 10 at 7:28am

Submitted by bubba70 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:07am

Submitted by freshwaterotter on Apr 25, 10 at 8:41pm

Submitted by robotninjapirate on Apr 25, 10 at 12:26pm

Submitted by hansmger on Apr 25, 10 at 8:47pm

Submitted by jules4 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:29am

Submitted by cutemau5 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:24pm

Submitted by ryansef on Apr 25, 10 at 7:28am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 12:59am

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 25, 10 at 9:01am

Submitted by jarmygirl on Apr 26, 10 at 2:03am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 3:31am

Submitted by buberto on Apr 25, 10 at 11:27pm

Submitted by OvrNghtDrnkFght on Apr 25, 10 at 11:17pm

Submitted by uneed2calmdown on May 2, 10 at 7:33pm

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 28, 10 at 8:27am

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 3:32pm

Submitted by AJ325 on Apr 26, 10 at 3:12am

Submitted by rwag94 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:49pm

Submitted by crazyman217 on Jan 13, 11 at 1:00pm

Submitted by ny_texts on Apr 25, 10 at 7:39am

Submitted by Indestructible on Apr 26, 10 at 12:21am

Submitted by McG on Apr 25, 10 at 2:14pm

Submitted by Shaggy24 on May 19, 10 at 12:01am

Submitted by britney09 on Apr 25, 10 at 12:38pm

Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 26, 10 at 1:23am

Submitted by SkanteWarrior on Apr 25, 10 at 11:59pm

Submitted by lolcake on May 9, 10 at 9:03am

Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Apr 25, 10 at 11:47pm

Submitted by crackbunny on Mar 8, 12 at 1:15am

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Submitted by Nemeth on Apr 26, 10 at 3:15am

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