you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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