He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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