I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i believe in u and ur pee
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