Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
