Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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