if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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