but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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