Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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