I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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