Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
